I woke up naked and afraid
I needed water I reached for my Gatorade
Couldn't find my clothes
I had no idea where I was
Pulled out empty cans

Just so I can get a buzz

I looked out my window
I was surprised at what I saw
A kitten on a bicycle and
A flock of flying dogs
They say you can get delirious from waying off the sauce
But I know nothing bout that 'cause I never laid off

I woke up on a milk farm
Tubes hanging from my breast
Some dude was standing in the corner
With a smile on his face
Yeah, I got milked on a milk farm
Naked and afraid
Naked and afraid

This is the last of how I wanted to end up looking like this
No one, no way can be found with a strong smell of piss
I looked around to see if I could recognize my sounds
Tubes hanging on my breasts and bottles
hanging on the shelves

I woke up on a milk farm
Naked and afraid
Naked and afraid
Milk farmer

I woke up
Naked and afraid
I woke up
On a milk farm

I woke up
On a milk farm
I woke up
On a milk farm
I woke up
On a milk farm

I got milked on a milk farm
Naked man on a milk farm
I'm getting milked on a milk farm
There's no way outta here, man
I'm getting milked on a milk farm
Milk farm!