Mr Bourke is off to work

He carries papers in his carrier bag

Mr Postman takes his bag back

Those angry dogs, those angry dogs

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

Mrs Brown is off to town

She carries shopping in her shopping bag

Mr Brown is working hard

For some degree at university

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

It really is

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

Uncle Tony hates a drag

He didn't give me a lot of time, dear

Jack and Jill go up the hill

They dropped some acid and popped some pills

(Last line sometimes sung as "to pick some flowers and pop some pills")

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon world

It's a cartoon