Epistemology shits me; Ontology shits me; Phraseology shits me; Scatology shits me; Life shits me; This song shits me; Even shit shits me; But they don't shit me one tiny, eentzy, weentzy, miniscule, macroscopic, nanoseismic, pan-insignificant, zoophytic, neo-nonexistent little bit compared to the way I shit me.