Walking down the street with a sad face

Always complaining 'bout the rat race

Nobody said that life was free and easy

Your job, it sucks, it’s on the line

Your wife act mean, your kids all crying

I need something that's guaranteed to please me

But listen, I'll tell you

I'm glad to be alive and kicking

I'm glad to hear my heart's still ticking

So pass me the wine, baby, and let's make some love

Sometimes things don't work out the way you want

I don't know if I'm gonna laugh or cry

Yeah, mm

Your friends will never call you back

You're feeling such a sad sack

Like some snack that's gone all cold and greasy, yes

The car you drive, a rusty wreck

It's always you that pays the check

Who said life was warm and peachy?

But listen, yeah, I'll tell you

I'm glad to be alive and kicking

My blood is up, my pulse is quickening

Pass the wine bowl but let's make some love

Sometimes things don't work out the way you want

I wonder why, I wonder why, ah yeah

Sometimes mistakes come back to haunt you, babe

And I don't know whether to laugh or cry, yeah

Yeah, come on

Got to be alive and kicking

Glad to be alive and kicking

Glad to have a pot to piss in

Glad to be alive and kicking now

You got to be alive and kicking

Gotten ya, come on, gotten ya, come on

Gotten ya, got to be alive

Got to be alive and kicking

Got to be alive and kicking

Glad to see the plot is thickening

Pass the wine, let’s make some love

Let’s make some love

Let’s make some love

Let’s make some love