So I was walking down to the bagel store and I said \"Hey zombie\" and he said \"what's up man, how many bagels can I get you?\" and I said HALF A BAKER'S DOZEN!!!
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The constitution of the United States Of America
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Wait, wait, where do we live again?
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Tuesday.
Would you like a bag with your bagel sir? I said \"Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?\" I said \"Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?\" I said \"Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?\"