Fast food feels fuzzy
Cause it's made from stuff that's skuzzy
I always thought I was such a nerd
I refused to eat that strange bean curd
I wouldn't eat it, Wow!
But it ate you!

Refrão:

Ah eeeeeeeh oooooooooh, Killer tofu. (Eeyae.)
Oooooooh eeeeeeeh oooooooh, Killer tofu!

Verso 2:

I eat my sugar cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial (Eeyaeyo, Eeyae)
If you feel kinda cruddy, (Eeyae)
Just stick right by your buddy (Eeyaeyo)
I don't eat, t-t-t-t-t-too much fried food!

[Repete Refrão x2]