Zac:

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

Zac:

Ellen works a long day, giving weird interviews

in a slick, cool sweater.

And it gets kind of weird, ya callin' us out like

we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

Buts its not just cause were sitting here

and we got cat videos and dance

on betty white and stuff, and its always gonna be weird

Cause this song is all about ellen, its good yeah!

Taylor and zac:

Every single time I come on this show,

it's really weird, really weird, all because of ellen.

Every single time I come on this show,

it's really weird, really weird, always end up dancing.

Taylor:

I've been on this show eight times now and

I still remember ellen hiding

in the bathroom with a hidden camera

and she scared me so bad and I fell and I coulda died.

she always asks me who I'm dating, every time

I'm on this show and I don't even know why,

but it gets 5 million hits on youtube.

Zac and taylor:

Every single time I come on this show,

it's really weird, really weird, all because of ellen.

Every single time I come on this show,

it's really weird, really weird, always end up dancing.