When you
That today was our last
I said there'd be no
That I'd
But

Chorus:
Spoiled my act as a
I had it made up not to make a
Oh, but a
I said I'd laugh when you left me
Pull a funny as you went out he door
That I'd have another one waiting
To wave goodbye as you go
But

Every thing went as I planned it
And I really put on quite a show
And I thought I was gonna stand it
But when you got to the door
Then

Spoiled my act as a
I had it made up not to make a
Oh, but a
I said I'd laugh when you left me
Pull a funny as you went out he door
That I'd have another one waiting
To wave goodbye as you go
But