Once a year we're called together
To a castle in the fog
Where we recognise the very best
And the diva is a dog!
Diva is a dog!
Diva is a dog!
She's a dog!
And all the girls say

Raf Raf Raf-Raf-Raf
At the Bitch Ball!
Ruf Ruf... Raf Raf
At the Bitch Ball!

I can turn around
I can lie on the ground
Look what I found
I got laid at the pound
(Ooh)

Raaf Ruf
At the Bitch Ball!
Ruf Ruf Ruf-Ruf Roof
At the Bitch Ball!

I'm a sucker for meat
I'm always in heat
Can I get a treat?
I peed in the street!
(Eww, Girl)

So, welcome one and all!
Welcome one and all!
Welcome one and all!
One and all!
To the Bitch Ball!