All I want you to say is nothing at all And all I want you to do is stare at the wall I love your plastic hair and your plastic eyes Marvel at your plastic breats and your plastic thighs
My Polyester Girl So Shiny Polyester Girl So Shiny
Your the perfect guy's accessory Dangling from my arm for all the pretty people to see Poised with sassy pout and perky cleave Great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies
My Polyester Girl So Shiny Polyester Girl So Shiny
Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane But your body burst and left and ugly stain Had to take your pieces back to the factory It took them several weeks to get you back to me
My Polyester Girl So Shiny Polyester Girl So Shiny