Single moms to the front! Dead-beat dads to the rear! Oh yes, that is how we do it here
Oh, you demand a more Vaudevillian homage To key feminist thought? Ha! Male privileges frantically checked? Okay, go sit through Less Talk
Single moms to the front! We came here to rock
Alright, so not quite John Stoltenberg, after all But I ain't quite Charlie Sheen The truth is a little bit of column A, a little bit column B
But you, you're the main character in a masterwork by Molière It's quite the Broadway production you got going on over there
Impressive how long some can keep the illusion alive You think you nailed the end of Act II? I can't wait for Act V Overture! Curtains! Hit the lights!
But aren't we all just better off coming clean? Instead of this endless self-flagellating talk? The painfully predictable denouement? Performative schlock! Single moms to the front! We came here to rock!