Board a plane to Katmandu

Talk to Indians in Peru

Find out how the fire went

Was it all an accident?

Trace a modern voodoo chile

Maybe Jimi's still alive

Retrospective, big intrigue

The early 80's, The Human League

She's such a good reporter - workin' for a magazine

She's such a good reporter - got a big editorial dream

Take the government to court

Is the Mayor really bought?

Who went to the Hockney show?

Michael Caine, Brigitte Bardot

Ol' Lee Harvey will never die

CIA or the FBI?

Feed sir Santa's nose a tissue

Centerfold, the xmas issue

She's such a good reporter - workin' for a magazine

She's such a good reporter - got a big editorial dream

She's such a good reporter - watchin' from the trampoline

She's such a good reporter - keepin' her desk very clean

She wants political operations

She wants porno queen sensations

She wants wanted men's descriptions

And some celebrity addictions

She wants acces to the ANC

She wants lunch with British Royalty

She wants the management to tell her where she can interview Marie and Per

She's such a good reporter - workin' for a magazine

She's such a good reporter - got a big editorial dream

She's such a good reporter - watchin' from the trampoline

She's such a good reporter - keepin' her desk very clean

Keepin' her ass very clean

Keepin' her nose very clean

Keepin' her laundry clean

Oooh ooh.