Any place where Britpop′s
Playing on the jukebox
Walk on
If the beer garden's full
And everyone′s on the pull
Then walk on

All the ale is craft
And the gin arrived by raft
Then walk on
Steel shutters down
On the posher side of town
Then walk on

If it's 'Pointless′ on TV
And the barman′s half asleep
Then slow down
If it's dominoes and darts
′Rock stone' playing cards
Then slow down

So, walk on with hope in your heart
You′ll find yourself a much better place
Or slow down and pop in for one
In a bar where no one knows your face
Walk on, slow down, walk on, slow down
Walk on, slow down, walk on, slow down

Please Please Kill Me
The Beatles are on TV
Walk on
It's wall to wall sports news
Then make up your excuse
And walk on

A chat with Brian and Jeff
That will lead to certain death
Then walk on
And the people stood at bar
Are talking makes of car
Then walk on

If a slightly tasteless joke
Comes out from pall of smoke
Then slow down
The decor′s not changed in years
And last orders met with jeers
Then slow down

If the toilets smell okay
And they're serving food all day
Walk on
If there's Porsches parked outside
Let Jesus be your guide
And walk on