There′s a cowboy song that goes like this
She left me standin' there minus a kiss
And a cowgirl song, parallel universe
He arrives in a Chevy and leaves in a hearse

Couples break up, relationships down
It happens to you and to me
But here comes the man who put the D-I-V
Into D-I-V-O-R-C-E

So many romances (ah-ah)
Screwed up or binned (ah-ah)
To all those good people (ah-ah)
To cross they′ve been pinned (ah-ah)

Cowboy and cowgirl (ah-ah)
Well, one of them sinned (ah-ah)
Now sad songs and lawsuits (ah-ah)
Just flap in the wind

There's an old wives' tale I′ve heard once or more
She′s ignorin' your calls, go knock on her door
If you ain′t heard that tale, well, listen to this
You call her old wife, expect a mouthful of fist

How many lovers, they end up in court
Giving their ex first degree?
Strong as an oak to an absolute joke
We're all fellin′ down family tree

So many romances (ah-ah)
Screwed up or binned (ah-ah)
To all those good people (ah-ah)
To cross they've been pinned (ah-ah)

Cowboy and cowgirl (ah-ah)
See, both of them sinned (ah-ah)
Now sad songs and lawsuits (ah-ah)
Just flap in the wind

Another wives′ tale I've heard more than once
Call her your sweetheart if you want a response
The cowgirl she smiled, and Lucifer grinned
And sad songs and lawsuits are blowin' in the wind

Cowboy and cowgirl (ah-ah)
See, both of them sinned (ah-ah)
Now sad songs and lawsuits (ah-ah)
Just flap in the wind