There′s a cowboy song that goes like this

She left me standin' there minus a kiss

And a cowgirl song, parallel universe

He arrives in a Chevy and leaves in a hearse

Couples break up, relationships down

It happens to you and to me

But here comes the man who put the D-I-V

Into D-I-V-O-R-C-E

So many romances (ah-ah)

Screwed up or binned (ah-ah)

To all those good people (ah-ah)

To cross they′ve been pinned (ah-ah)

Cowboy and cowgirl (ah-ah)

Well, one of them sinned (ah-ah)

Now sad songs and lawsuits (ah-ah)

Just flap in the wind

There's an old wives' tale I′ve heard once or more

She′s ignorin' your calls, go knock on her door

If you ain′t heard that tale, well, listen to this

You call her old wife, expect a mouthful of fist

How many lovers, they end up in court

Giving their ex first degree?

Strong as an oak to an absolute joke

We're all fellin′ down family tree

So many romances (ah-ah)

Screwed up or binned (ah-ah)

To all those good people (ah-ah)

To cross they've been pinned (ah-ah)

Cowboy and cowgirl (ah-ah)

See, both of them sinned (ah-ah)

Now sad songs and lawsuits (ah-ah)

Just flap in the wind

Another wives′ tale I've heard more than once

Call her your sweetheart if you want a response

The cowgirl she smiled, and Lucifer grinned

And sad songs and lawsuits are blowin' in the wind

Cowboy and cowgirl (ah-ah)

See, both of them sinned (ah-ah)

Now sad songs and lawsuits (ah-ah)

Just flap in the wind