I ain′t been to church in a decade or so

I gotta praise me somebody

It's Playboy, not Bible, when I′m feeling low

I gotta praise me somebody

The phone calls I make are totally ignored

They only ring back if they're drunk or they're bored

Get me someone or I′ll turn to the Lord

I gotta praise me somebody

I gotta worship, I gotta praise

Spend all my minutes and waste all my days

I gotta compliment, I gotta serve

I gotta give someone all they deserve

Down on my knees, and I′m begging you, please

I gotta find me somebody

Long-term relationship, just to get a squeeze

I gotta find me somebody

My football team lose every game I attend

The florists return any flowers I send

I'm sick of the hours alone that I spend

I gotta love me somebody

I gotta worship, I gotta praise

Spend all my minutes and waste all my days

I gotta compliment, I gotta serve

I gotta give someone all they deserve

The Sikhs have the temple, the Muslims the mosque

And I can′t even name any lovers I've lost

I gotta have someone to peck me on cheek

Hug me and say that they′ve missed me all week

I gotta worship, I gotta praise

Spend all my minutes and waste all my days

I gotta compliment, I gotta serve

I gotta give someone all they deserve

I gotta worship, I gotta praise

Spend all my minutes and waste all my days

I gotta compliment, I gotta serve

I gotta give someone all they deserve