[BETELGEUSE]
There's gonna be a
Good old-fashioned wedding
With some dancing and un-deading
With a cover-band is cranking
And the age gap will be upsetting
When I finally say "I do"
I'll be alive and born anew
And I'll be boring just like you
Oh boy, I'm on my way!

Being dead sucks
Rent me a tux
I wanna look like a million bucks
BJ'S getting married

[LYDIA, spoken]
Hey Beetlejuice, I'm going to the Netherworld!

[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
What?

[LYDIA, spoken]
Classic bait and switch!
Oldest trick in the book!

[CHARLES, spoken]
Lydia! No!

[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
No, no, no!
Why DOES EVERYONE KEEP LEAVING ME!
Okay, new plan
You're all gonna die
(sung)
Today!