Alright, woo

So you've never met anyone who's into you?

I love him, I like him

It's the third time this week we've been to this bar

Playing "Joy to the World" on electric guitar

And we're three beers deep and they're closing in ten

Oh, boy, don't you know what kind of girl I've been?

I've been patient and merry and kind

And I've been waiting a really long time

I want you to take me home

And not so we can make out

I want you to take me home

Take me home to your parents' house

I want you to take me home

Show me serious commitment

I want you to take me home

Yeah, come on, take me home for Christmas

Come on, take me home for Christmas

Come on, take me home for Christmas

Woke up late, but your momma don't care

And she walked in on me in just my underwear (Ah)

Now your whole family's peeking under the tree

Oh, look at that, a bunch of gifts they got from me

'Cause I'm so thoughtful and merry and kind

And I was waiting a really long time

I want you to take me home

And not so we can make out

I want you to take me home

Take me home to your parents' house

I want you to take me home

Show me serious commitment

I want you to take me home

Yeah, come on, take me home for Christmas

Come on, take me home for Christmas

Come on, take me home for Christmas

Wanna get drunk with your mother and father

I'd be the coolest in-law daughter

Hungover brunch with you and your sister

Your exes got the summer, but boy, I get the winter

Wanna get drunk with your mother

and father (Wishing you happy holidays)

I'd be the coolest in-law daughter

(Sent from my boyfriend's parents' place)

Hungover brunch with you and your sister

(I'll trim the tree and bake the yule)

Your exes got the summer, but boy

I get the winter (As long as your grandma thinks I'm cool)

Feliz Navidad

And a Happy New Year, woo

I thought you were coming to my

house for Christmas this year