Comin' on Christmas

They're cuttin' down trees

They're puttin' up reindeer

And singin' songs of joy and peace

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

But it don't snow here

It stays pretty green

I'm gonna make a lotta money

Then I'm gonna quit this crazy scene

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I wish I had a river so long

I would teach my feet to fly

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I made my baby cry

He tried hard to help me

You know, he put me at ease

And he loved me so naughty

Made me weak in the knees

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I'm so hard to handle

I'm selfish and I'm sad

And now I've gone and lost the best baby that I ever had

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I wish I had a river so long

I would teach my feet to fly

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on

I made my baby say goodbye

It's comin' on Christmas

They're cuttin' down trees

They're puttin' up reindeer

And singin' songs of joy and peace

Oh, I wish I had a river

I could skate away on