Fozzie: Let's all sing the rhyming song The rhyming song, the rhyming song Let's take turns and rhyme together The rhyming song
Scooter: I was hungry but now I'm not The rhyming song, the rhyming song 'Cause I ate some beans and grapes! (pause) The rhyming song!
Both: Let's all sing the rhyming song The rhyming song, the rhyming song Let's take turns and rhyme together The rhyming song
Annie Sue: I left my knees in your car The rhyming song, the rhyming song My laundry's ready at half past nine! The rhyming song
All: Let's all sing the rhyming song The rhyming song, the rhyming song Let's take turns and rhyme together The rhyming song
Link: The stars are twinkling in the sky The rhyming song, the rhyming song There's no hot water in my hotel! The rhyming song
Scooter: This is not the rhyming song All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song Fozzie: I know it's not the rhyming song! All: The rhyming song
Link: What'll we do now? Annie Sue: I don't know! All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song Fozzie: Let's jump up and down and wave our arms in the air and get off the stage!