Oh a man came to our house, our house, our house A man came to our house to sell us some brooms So, we asked him to come in and we hit him with a hammer And we hid him in the closet in my father's room!
But you're always welcome at our house Anytime of the day Yes, you're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay
Oh a lady came to our house, our house, our house The lady came to find out why I was not in school So, we asked her to come in, and we gave her some poisoned lemonade And put her in the freezer where it's nice and cool
But you're always welcome at our house Anytime of the day Yes, you're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay
Then a kid came into our yard, our yard, our yard A kid came into our yard to get his ball So, we asked him to come in and we took him in the basement And we sealed him up inside the basement wall
But you're always welcome at our house Anytime of the day Yes, you're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay
So, when you come to our house, our house, our house When you come to our house, we will have some fun We will ask you to come in and we will take you in the kitchen And we'll put you in the oven until you are done
But you're always welcome at our house Anytime of the day Yes, you're always welcome at our house And we hope you will stay