Monster 1: I'm ugly, I'm ugly as sin But beautiful's out, ugly's in If you're ugly like me, you're in good company There are millions of us who are ugly
Monster 2: Take the case of our friend the crocodile His bite is much worse than his bark In fact his behavior is juvenile Monster 1: infantile Monster 2: Why can't he just sing like a lark
Crocodile: Roarrr...
Monster 2: Though he's not the prettiest to be found He's a useful and happy reptile Crocodile: I'll gobble up anyone left lying around And that gives me my permanent smile
Monster 1: He's ugly, he's ugly as sin But beautiful's out, ugly's in If you're ugly like me, you're in good company All: There are millions of us who are ugly
Monster 2: Take the case of our friend the warthog He must be the ugliest by far In every page in the ugly catalog Of all the ugly ones he's the star
Monster 3: His tail sticking up like a flagpole His tusks and his warts and his bristles Warthog: Whenever I decide to take a stroll I'm never bothered by any wolf at all
Monster 1: You're ugly, you're ugly as sin Warthog: snort snort Monster 1: But beautiful's out, ugly's in Warthog: snort All: If you're ugly like me, you're in good company There are millions of us who are ugly
Monster 2: Now if you're bad looking you're the lucky one There's no effort at all to being ugly But if you're beautiful by comparison It's really a catastrophe
Monster 3: Ointment and make-up and all That you smear on your body daily Then you wipe it all off and you put on some more So be thankful that we are ugly
All: We're ugly, we're ugly as sin But beautiful's out, ugly's in If you're ugly like me, you're in good company There are millions of us who are ugly There are millions of us who are ugly Grunt grunt