I've got a ferret sticking up my nose He's got a ferret sticking up his nose How it got there I can't tell But now it's there it hurts like hell And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell.
I can see a bare-bottomed mandril Slyly eyeing his upper nostril If he jumps inside there too I really won't know what to do I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo A nasal zoo
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose And what is worse it constantly explodes Ferrets don't explode you say But it happened nine times yesterday And I should know 'cause each time I was standing in the way
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose I've got a ferret sticking up my nose How it got there I can't tell But now it's there it hurts like hell And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell.