I loved you like a flat earther
So stubborn, so dumb
Months waiting on your holy rapture
Just to realise you were never gonna come

Down rabbit holes, are you still in there?
Tryna make a man out of silence and thin air

I-I-I remember, I-I-I believed
You were something more than mortal
And you were in love with me
I-I-I surrendered, you deceived
But God, there's nothing like a girl
And her favourite conspiracy

I loved you like a flat earther
So deluded, no looking back
I was flying in the face of science
But it sure was something, believing like that

Down rabbit holes, my faith unstoppable
Tryna make a man out of you, impossible

I-I-I remember, I-I-I believed
You were something more than mortal
And you were in love with me
I-I-I surrendered, you deceived
But God, there's nothing like a girl
And her favourite conspiracy

I-I-I, I-I-I
I-I-I
You were in love with me
I-I-I, I-I-I
I-I-I, it's my favourite conspiracy

I held out hope, I searched the sky for secret codes
I realised I'd made them up and I fell to the floor
Now I still believe in miracles and prophecies
Yeah, I just don't believe in you anymore

I-I-I remember, I-I-I believed
You were something more than mortal
And you were in love with me
I-I-I surrendered, you deceived
But God, there's nothing like a girl
And her favourite conspiracy

I-I-I, I-I-I
I-I-I
You were in love with me
I-I-I, I-I-I
I-I-I, it's my favourite conspiracy