I went through your bedside draw
You know I've never been inclined to have to do that before
Never been in Bergdorf
But you took someone shopping there in May 24
You bought her a handbag, it wasn't cheap
I was in London, probably asleep
Did you go to Montauk for the weekend?
Was there a long call? Did it pay dividends?
Is that why

Why won't you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous
What, is she famous? Say that it's over
Do you mean a hiatus? Why won't you tell me?

What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan

What, is she famous?
Somebody famous

What are you so scared of
Do you think I'm going to contact her and tell her what for
Gonna get divorced
It's a marriage of convenience and it's how you adore
I think you're sinking, you're protecting a lie
And you don't want her thinking
That you'd cheat on your wife
You're such a coward, you can't tell the truth
You love all the power
But you're not even cute though, no, no, no

Why won't you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous
What, is she famous? Say that it's over
Do you mean a hiatus? Why won't you tell me?

What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan

What, is she famous?
Somebody famous
Somebody famous
Somebody famous