She don't get out much Oh, but when she does She'll volunteer to hold my beer And help me catch a buzz
Out of all my friends I can count on one hand She's the first there To pull back my hair Every time shit hits the fan
She's a solider When I hold her Up in the air Since I learned just how to use her She never gets scared To prove my point And make a scene When I'm out of words She sticks up for me And man I gotta thank her Here's to you, my middle finger
She got to know my ex Pretty damn well She wiped off my hurt And gave me the nerve To stand up for myself
She's a solider When I hold her Up in the air Since I learned just how to use her She never gets scared To prove my point And make a scene When I'm out of words She sticks up for me And man I gotta thank her Here's to you, my middle finger
She's a solider When I hold her Up in the air Since I learned just how to use her She never gets scared To prove my point And make a scene When I'm out of words She sticks up for me And man I gotta thank her Here's to you, my middle finger
Yeah, she never meets a stranger Cheers to you, my middle finger You can love her, you can hate her But that's my girl, my middle finger