Andy would bicycle across town in the rain To bring you candy, And John would buy the gown for you To wear to the prom with Tom The astronomer who'd name a star for you, But I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side, 'Cause i've got wheels and you want to go for a ride. Harry is the one I think you'll marry, But it's Chris that you kissed after school. Oh, I'm a fool, but when the sun comes out, And only when the sun comes out... I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side, 'Cause i've got wheels and you want to go for a ride. Andy would bicycle across town in the rain To bring you candy, And John would buy the gown for you To wear to the prom with Tom The astronomer who'd name a star for you, But I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side, 'Cause i've got wheels and you want to go for a ride.