He was out of his mind on the Fourth of July
And I knew that I should've let him go
And he spent all our money and he thought it was funny
'Til we came home with nothin' to show

Oh my God, it hurt me, that time at the derby
When I found him passed out on the floor
But I saw him last night, he said he's found the light
He's different than he was before

He's back on the wagon
He's mine, you can't have him
He's caused so much pain, but this time he's changed
So don't try and drag him
'Cause we've got big plans
And no one understands him like me
He said he'll fuck it up, but we're so in love
That ain't gonna happen
He's back on the wagon

Maybe I'm just naive but I truly believe
That he really means it this time
If I sound like a broken record
When I tell you that he's better
You know that I wouldn't lie

We're buyin' a house, fixin' up all our problems
He's got a new job on the way
And it might take a while, but the way that he smiles
Just melts all my troubles away

He's back on the wagon
He's mine, you can't have him
He's caused so much pain, but this time he's changed
So don't try and drag him
'Cause we've got big plans
And no one understands him like me
He said he'll fuck it up, but we're so in love
That ain't gonna happen
He's back on the wagon

He's back on the wagon
There's no more red flags in him
I know he's caused so much pain, but this time he's changed
So don't try and drag him
'Cause we've got big plans
And no one understands him like me
He said he'll fuck it up, but we're so in love
There's no way that'll happen
'Cause he's back on the wagon