Well, I bought that drug store out of red roses

And a bottle of the best wine I could do

I told her she was beautiful, so she knows it

And I could tell by her smile it was overdue

And we were gettin' to the good part

We had the livin' room lights down low

Till you ruined the mood when your call came through

She had enough and handed me the phone, I said

"You're the one callin' her up

While I'm the one callin' her darlin'

Your drive's the one she tore out

Now mine's the one she's parkin' in

The worst day of your life

Is where the rest of mine got started

You're the one callin' her up

While I'm the one callin' her darlin'"

The bridge back to her, I'm sure you burned it

And I hate to be the one to break the news

That's a hell of a lesson there that you're learnin'

Yeah, you oughta learn to treat a lady like I do

And I can tell you once, I can tell you twice

Ain't anything you don't know tonight

You're the one callin' her up

While I'm the one callin' her darlin'

Your drive's the one she tore out

Now mine's the one she's parkin' in

The worst day of your life

Is where the rest of mine got started

You're the one callin' her up

While I'm the one callin' her darlin'

You're the one callin' her up

While I'm the one callin' her darlin'

Your drive's the one she tore out

Now mine's the one she's parkin' in

The worst day of your life

Is where the rest of mine got started

You're the one callin' her up

While I'm the one, yeah, I'm the one callin' her darlin'

Well, I told her she was beautiful, so she knows it

And I could tell by her smile she was over you