I know who the girl that I like keeps inside her heart
She'd like to keep him safe inside her arms
I saw him with a tank top on
Looks like a GI Joe
How do you get so big from playing guitar?

His arms are twice as wide as mine
Looks like a GI Joe
I cry a lonely tear (lonely tear)
She loves him (ooh, ahh)
But he's got a girl and so she's feeling so bad
And I'm feeling so bad
Why can't these things just work out?

(Ahh)
I didn't know his arms were so big 'til he put a tank top on
(Whoa, ohh)
And did I mention that he plays guitar?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

His arms are twice as wide as mine
Looks like a GI Joe
I cry a lonely tear (lonely tear)
She loves him (ahh, ooh, ahh)
But he's got a girl and so she's feeling so bad
And I'm feeling so bad
Why can't these things just work out?
(Woo, yeah, woo beach party)

His arms are twice as wide as mine
Looks like a GI Joe
I cry a lonely tear (lonely tear)
She loves him (ahh, ooh, ahh)
But he's got a girl and so she's feeling so, so bad
Lonely tear

I didn't know his arms were so big
I didn't know his arms were so big