We laugh so hard we almost die
Everyone slips like a waterslide
With kitchen tiles on the steps outside
Everyone slips from time to time

To trap us a villain
Catch us a killer
Make us a million in pills
We can tell everyone we are gone for the summer
No-one will every find out

We laugh so hard we almost die
Everyone slips like a waterslide
When the phone rings, no we don't answer
Cos' no-one we know, knows the number

Trap us a villain
Catch us a killer
Make us a million in pills
We can tell everyone we are gone for the summer
No-one will every find out
We are gone for the summer
No-one will ever find out (2x)