Know I get stressed out by holiday things

The small talk and people are too much to drink

I'd rather stay at home in peace

And watch Christmas Story

So you told me this year we're going nowhere

No crowded airports, no family despair

You smiled and you said to me

Honey, don't worry

We'll eat Thai food on the fire escape

We'll get dressed cute, sippin' shitty champagne

And we'll dance to every Christmas cliche in the dark

We'll play Scrabble on the living room floor

And sing carols after too many pours

Take an Advil and then fight over who loves who more

(This Christmas) it's sweet

(This Christmas) how you really mean

(This Christmas) all you want for Christmas me

Toasted marshmallows on our gas oven

Early bird dinner, fall asleep by ten

The only snow angel you'll need

Is me in our bedsheets

We'll eat Thai food on the fire escape

We'll get dressed cute, sippin' shitty champagne

And we'll dance to every Christmas cliche in the dark

We'll play Scrabble on the living room floor

And sing carols after too many pours

Take an Advil and then fight over who loves who more

(This Christmas) it's sweet

(This Christmas) how you really mean

(This Christmas) all you want for Christmas me

You put the star on my tree

Light me up strand by strand, baby

You know me

All you need, all I need

Sweet how you mean it

All you want for Christmas is

Sweet how you mean it

All you want for Christmas is

Thai food on the fire escape

We'll get dressed cute, sippin' shitty champagne

And we'll dance to every Christmas cliche in the dark

We'll play Scrabble on the living room floor

And sing carols after too many pours (too many pours)

Take an Advil and then fight over who loves who more

(This Christmas) it's sweet

(This Christmas) how you really mean

(This Christmas) it's sweet

(This Christmas) how you really mean

(This Christmas) it's sweet

(This Christmas) you really mean

(This Christmas) all you want for Christmas me