There's a beluga whale in my kitchen
and I want you to get it out
And if I wanted to ask you
I would have probably done it by now
And if I wanted to ask you
I swear to God, I would've chased you down
But I'll call again

There's a beluga whale in my kitchen
and it's freaking all the neighbors out
And they've been asking me to move it
But it's three thousand five hundred thirty pounds
And if it's really such a nuisance
I will direct them to your house
And I'll call again

So are you talking to me?
Or are you talking through me?
More room to swim now that you're gone
So are you talking to me?
Or are you talking through mе?
I wish that we could just move on

And I'll call again