Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say unto thee
Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh
Where the virtuous reside 24 7, oh-oh
People are happy that they died
'Cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife
It's the perfect afterlife
Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh
Check out our sick décor, the spirits leaven, oh!
Please keep your brimstone off the floor
We've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot
And everyone is hot

Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around
After you see around, you'll never wanna go back down

Of course, it is just temporary
I'm sorry you can't stay

'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day
Welcome to Heaven, yeah