You think your little mockery is gonna make me cry?
That I'm bawlin' 'bout the past that could have been?
Look around ya, Al!
I've been schemin' this whole time
I got a team, I got a dream
And all I'm gonna do is win!

You're in my house, with my rules
In my room, with my tools
And worse, you're at my mercy
Cursed to watch me take it all
You've gone ass up
You're deep fried
Your last luck has run dry
At last, your check has cashed
I'd laugh at how you look so small

Don't you forget
You're on my string
You can try to squirm and struggle
And it wouldn't do a thing
Don't you forget!

You're so obsessed with me
I knew you'd need me here to be
Your unwilling audience
When you lose your marbles in act three

You're huffing glue if you think
I won't end this tale a ruler
I'm just like you except I'm smarter
Sharper, brighter, newer!
So, I'll keep your smug ass alive
To–

To show me you're not a loser?

Do you ever shut up?

Don't you forget

Oh, here he goes

You ain't won yet!

Ooh, I'm scared

You still need me like you did before

So cute you think I care

Now I'm the master
And you're my bottomest bitch
No more Al, the high and mighty
Now that I flipped the switch
Though the radio's gone dead
You know the show must go on
By the time I've had my fun
You'll wish that you had stayed gone!