When I wake up in the morning
I see a slug staring down
He gives me one look
And sets me the crown

I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs, bitch

Watch me, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa
Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa
Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa
Wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa, wa

I get my clothes from the washing machine
I see a slug staring down
He gives me one look
And sets me the crown

I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs now
I'm the king of the slugs, bitch

I said, hey there, little ditzy boy
Why don't you play a song for me?
Well, I slide, I slide into the night
Covered in Vaseline
I said, hey there, little ditzy boy
Why don't you play a song for me?
Well, I slide, I slide into the night
Covered in Vaseline

Through the wall, through the wall
Through the wall, through the wall
Through the wall, through the wall
Through the wall, through the wall
Through the wall, through the wall
Through the wall, through the wall
Through the wall, through the wall, through the wall
Going up the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall
The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall
The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, wall

Through the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall
The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall
Through the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall
The wall, the wall, the wall
Going up the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall
The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall
The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall
The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall

I said, hey there, little ditzy boy
Why don't you play a song for me?
Well, I slide, I slide into the night
Covered in Vaseline
I said, hey there, little ditzy boy
Why don't you play a song for me?
Well, I slide, I slide into the night
Covered in Vaseline, baby, baby