Ladies and gentlemen, it is quite unfortunate
That we have to gather here
For this, unjoyous occasion
I stand here before you, Dj Drama
And ask you for a moment of silence
A lot of fallen rappers
A lot of fake emcees
Some, even your favorites
Can no longer be with us
It is a trying time, it is a tough time
But because clearly there was no way
Any of them, could stay alive
While 'Loso a k a Funeral Fab was here
We now, must lay them all, to rest
So sad... [sobs] so sad
We may now start, the funeral service