Funny story, I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are
I've been busy here on my end, it's been tons of fun so far
Everything clean, nothing on fire
All by myself, finally

Things change when they don't replace your core
It feels so strange not to hate you anymore
But you wouldn't know, would you?

I was saying this to Diego
Oh, I was with him the other day
Maybe you know him, he's a big deal
But I don't think of him that way
He's just a friend, someone I trust
Someone who won't kill me

I'm fine, just in case you think I'm not, I am
This time I'm better with the friends I've got
But you wouldn't know, would you?

I don't mean for this to sting
I forgive you everything, you monster
I can guess the reasons why
You are never coming back for me

I should go, there's something happening
that will make you wish you'd stayed
There's a party with a real cake, yes
it's real, a cake I made
Talking and fun, testing and fun
All of this fun without you

Too bad you let it get so out of hand
How much we had; finally I understand
But you wouldn't know, would you?
You wouldn't know, would you?