I'm ugly, I'm uglier than you
I got a paper bag on my hat rack
So my ugly little head can get through the day
I'm a disaster, I'm the Hindenburg
I'd show my ugly face, if I had the nerve
That's the thing about me
It's the way I was put together
So that's why

Oh sometimes I worry 'bout myself
I am ugly

I'm a weirdo, I'm weirder than you
Stole my neighbor's mail, paid all his bills
And when he came to thank me
I told him go fuck yourself
'Cause I'm bananas
I'm the whole damn bunch
Throw me in a basket case
Put me in your lunch
That's the thing about me
It's the way I was put togethеr
So that's why

Oh sometimes I worry 'bout myself
I am ugly
Hеy man, can I ask you something man?
Mhm
Do you think I'm ugly?
Can I be honest?
Yeah
You're fuckin' hideous

I'm ugly
I'm an alley cat
Screams on a backlot pulling a rat (rat rat rat rat)
And my mirror is afraid to tell me the truth
That I'm ugly, but so are you
Couple hens short of a chicken coop
That's the thing about me
It's the way I was put together
Ugly