Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap
It never lasts, so don't go back to his ass

Oh-oh, you're here again
Crying in your bed at 6 p. m
The city sounds like gin and tonic
And old friends from college
And sunsets, and honest opinions, and olives
And he's probably with a girl (Hate to break it to ya)
And she's probably playing with her pearls
And nodding violently at everything he says
He loves that, oh God, you're crying again
Just shut the window and remember what I said

Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap
It never lasts, so don't go back to his ass
Much better to laugh from just where you're sat
I know it's hard, I know he's funny
But baby, don't go back to his ass

La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da

Oh-oh, remember when he made you feel like
He wouldn't fidget if you were dead in the ditches
And all his exes were bitches
His boss was just out to get him
Oh man, we just should've let him, don't you think?
Girl, please
If you're gonna be in bed all night, it really should be fun
But every sappy movie makes you feel like
He's the one (He's the one)
But he's not (But he's not)
'Cause if he was (If he was)
He wouldn't say, "I love you, " then run, so

Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap
It never lasts, so don't go back to his ass
Much better to laugh from just where you're sat
I know it's hard, I know he's pretty
But baby, don't go back to his ass

La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
Girl, you're so much better than that
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da

Leave my friend alone
Go fetch it, it's a bone
You were never worth the time or mind (Ah)
So please forgive the tone
But I hate the second we're alone
You looked down to check your phone
Or the crinkle in your eye when I don't fake laugh
At all your jokes (Ah)
I'm not buying what you're selling
I'm sure you'd love it if I did
And I bet you wonder if I'm jealous
If you were flipping me in bed (Ah)
Just know, when you realize you lost her
That it's certainly for good
'Cause I got her locked up in a cell
I'm screaming in her face, my famous words

Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap
All breaks, no gas, just don't go back to his ass
Much better to laugh from just where you're sat
I know, it's hard

La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Aa-da-da-da, na-na-na-na, na-na-na
Oh, la-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Aa-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da