Cried to my mom, it was over that night on 16th
You were drunk, sayin' shit you didn't mean
A couple days later I said, "I had a drink too
He's a good guy, this one's on me"
And I told Lauren Sunday mornin'
The Kroger flowers wouldn't work this time
Then you showed up with half a dozen
And you were back in my bed by Monday night

Guess I shouldn't tell a soul when we fight

'Cause we break up, then we're back together
We're so done, then we're never better
April Fools' in the middle of December
When did I go from the girl who never
cried to the girl who cried wolf?
'Cause I'm calling my sister while I throw out your T-shirts
But she don't believe me, hell, I wouldn't either

Hell, I wouldn't either

'Cause we were on the outs of my livin' room couch
When your ex called cussin' me out, you didn't defend me
So I told Emily, I said it's really endin'
Finally broke after all the bendin'
It's a weight off of my chest
She said, "Here we go again"
How could I blame her when

We break up, then we're back together
We're so done, then we're never better
April Fools' in the middle of December
When did I go from the girl who never
cried to the girl who cried wolf?
'Cause I'm calling your roommate
sayin', "Come get his Seager"
I boxed up his books and his toothbrush and his speakers
I'm swearin' it's real, that it's more than a breather
But he don't believe me, hell, I wouldn't either

No, I wouldn't either

'Cause we break up, then we're back together
We're so done, then we're never better
April Fools' in the middle of December
When did I go from the girl who never
cried to the girl who cried wolf?
There's tears in her eyes, who's this girl in the mirror?
Even she don't believe me, hell, I wouldn't either