Cried to my mom, it was over that night on 16th

You were drunk, sayin' shit you didn't mean

A couple days later I said, "I had a drink too

He's a good guy, this one's on me"

And I told Lauren Sunday mornin'

The Kroger flowers wouldn't work this time

Then you showed up with half a dozen

And you were back in my bed by Monday night

Guess I shouldn't tell a soul when we fight

'Cause we break up, then we're back together

We're so done, then we're never better

April Fools' in the middle of December

When did I go from the girl who never

cried to the girl who cried wolf?

'Cause I'm calling my sister while I throw out your T-shirts

But she don't believe me, hell, I wouldn't either

Hell, I wouldn't either

'Cause we were on the outs of my livin' room couch

When your ex called cussin' me out, you didn't defend me

So I told Emily, I said it's really endin'

Finally broke after all the bendin'

It's a weight off of my chest

She said, "Here we go again"

How could I blame her when

We break up, then we're back together

We're so done, then we're never better

April Fools' in the middle of December

When did I go from the girl who never

cried to the girl who cried wolf?

'Cause I'm calling your roommate

sayin', "Come get his Seager"

I boxed up his books and his toothbrush and his speakers

I'm swearin' it's real, that it's more than a breather

But he don't believe me, hell, I wouldn't either

No, I wouldn't either

'Cause we break up, then we're back together

We're so done, then we're never better

April Fools' in the middle of December

When did I go from the girl who never

cried to the girl who cried wolf?

There's tears in her eyes, who's this girl in the mirror?

Even she don't believe me, hell, I wouldn't either