Tell me
What's good about tv
Tell me
What's up with that noise?

I don't like no screen tv
That is why I own the cable tv

I don't like no screen tv
That is why I only see cable tv

Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies
Give me the remote control

Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies
Cable access follies (x4)
Cable access

Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies
Give me the remote control

Show me
What's good about ...
Tell me
What the fuck's up with that noise?

I don't like those screens, cable tv (x3)

Cable access follies (x5)

Channel z
Channel zz top (x3)

Got to get cable, got vh1 now